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Calvin
smeghead1013 wrote in ragner_fanclub

OWBN Hour of Power: "You live in Gotham City before Batman showed up, and he's never coming."

My immediate thought was: "Except for Iowa. We have John Ragner."


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This is true. But Ragner isn't Batman...he's BETTER than Batman because Batman has to find shadows to hide in. Ragner BRINGS the shadows to hide in, then proceeds to kill you with said shadows.

Plus, Ragner has leather pants.

But Batman has a rubber bodysuit. With outlined nipples, even.

That Batan has been denied as ever existing. We have Batman, Batman Returns, and Batman Begins. No other Batmans exist. Joel Schumacker never touched the franchise. Just like there was only ever ONE Highlander movie.

Just get Obfuscate. You can even whisper to people in brightly lit rooms. :) Much spookier to evil. No need for shadows if you can just convince the person you're not there.

And, Ragner needs darkness. Bright light can damage his shadows. :(

The last Highlander movie was awesome! Duncan MacLeod totally rocks Connor's ass!




And there was sex!


The writer of the second movie should be dragged out into the street, chained to a large metal object, and left there until the next storm. Lets see how he likes a REAL Quickening.

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